Thursday, January 12, 2006

The mens toilets at Vue Cinema, Leicester

I head into the large toilets and walk right to the end of the room to use one of the twenty or so urinals which are arranged in a big arc. Following the unwritten rules about communal toilets I take up position at the central one and go about my business. Seconds later someone walks in and starts shouting. I do my best to ignore him despite wanting to turn round to see what's going on. He continues to shout in strange voices and I realise he's clearly having a shouting match with himself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to piss while someone is going mental behind your back?

I finally have a quick glance over my shoulder to see that while he's still having a one-man heated debate he's started to use one of the urinals; then, without stopping pissing moves to the next one, then the next, then the next, gradually gettting closer to the one I'm using.

Luckily I finish my business and button-up before he gets to me. I leave him to his own unique way of using the facilities, hoping he wasn't gonna see the same movie as me.

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