Thursday, March 17, 2005

The internet is full of far too much knowledge. Everywhere you go there are sites telling you the answers to just about everything you could ever want (or not want) to know. I've had just about enough of it so was very happy to come across the Uncyclopedia as it pretty much promises not to provide any real information at all. Was it does promise though are hundreds of encyclopedia style entries full of up-to-the-minute lies and misinformation.

You'll find everything from the Eurovision Song Contest (The Eurovision Song Contest was cited in 1998 as the third most stressful life event, after the death of a spouse and a family trip to IKEA.) to Santa Claus (Santa Claus was created as a genetic clone of Jesus, but somehow a KFC drumstick fell into the synthesis vat. The result was a messiah who both reflected the Colonel's facial features as well as the highly saturated fat of his food products.)

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