Sunday, December 26, 2004

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House. Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Originally posted on Jockohomo.com

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